men, women, and the end of the world

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2013 16:22:34

And, on the last day.....When everybody on
earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines.......One line for the men who were
true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, all of the women reported to St. Peter, and the men formed two lines. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, and asked, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2013 16:29:05

Lol funny but true.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2013 17:27:41

lol

Post 4 by forereel (Just posting.) on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2013 20:42:27

Smile!

Post 5 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Monday, 04-Nov-2013 18:53:17

LOL.

Post 6 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 04-Nov-2013 19:33:10

Okay, the end of that was pretty good.:)